- 12 seconds in and Kokichi has pushed Miu into the fountain
- Kokichi: Heard you like it wet!!!!!!! Miu: *incoherent screeching*
- Ryoma just. Vanishes. Nobody knows where he went cause come on he’s like
3 feet tall
- Kokichi: Gonta absorbed him in his hair! :o
- Gonta, already crying: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Kirumi: I’ll be heading off, try not to cause any property damage
- Kaede, pinning like an idiot: O-oh! Can i come with you…. ttooo help! :D
- Kirumi, also pinning: Oh… yeah yeah sure :)
- Kokichi, sipping grape panta out of a teacup: Hmm… very… inchresting >:)
- Shuichi: Wh- where did you get that
- Angie yeets off to the nearest art store
- Tsumugi: Ang- did you just buy 200$ worth of art supplies
- Angie, holding lots of markers in her arms: chill bruh it’s just 20 copics
- Tsumugi: wh- YOU BOUGHT 20 MARKERS FOR 200 DOLLARS
- Angie: …they were on sale
- Kiyo sees a child staring at him in awe, so he stares back at him.
staring contest
- The child starts crying. Maki nods approvingly.
- Rantaro: kiyo buddy why the fuck are you like this
- Kiyo: I am merely establishing my dominance
- Rantaro: domi- KIYO YOU AREN’T A WOLF
- Kiyo, not blinking: i am the alpha male
- Keebo is busy sucking all the coins from the fountain using the magnet
function miu installed
- A janitor comes along and is like NANI?! THE FUCK
- Janitor: Sir!!! What are you doing!!!
- Keebo, smiling: Oh, I am busy sucking the coins from this fountain! :D
- Miu, losing her fucking mind:
- Rantaro, panicking:
- Tenko’s busy buying clothing with Himiko
- Tenko buys a flannel vest and has a brief moment of understanding with the female cashier
- Tenko: She knew, Himiko. I saw it in her eyes
- Himiko: Maybe its cuz you yelled “im buying this cause im a lesbian” the moment you made eye contact
- Tenko: hmmmm… maybe
- Kokichi, pointing at an animal mascot on a poster: that’s my fursona
- Kaito: could you just think before you speak for once in your fucking life
- Kaede and Kirumi, at a flower shop:
- Kaede, looking at white and green flowers: wow these are… so pretty…
- Kirumi, staring at pink flowers… yes…. so are these…
- Kaede, gazing into her green eyes: i love… the colour…
- Kirumi, gazing into her pink eyes: these… as well…
- Tsumugi, spying on them from around the corner: what the fuck??? is this
allowed??? what the fUck
- Shuichi: hey Kokichi I love you but do you have to say “take a fucking
sip babes” every time you hand me a food sample
- Kokichi, handing him a toasted baguette cracker: take a fucking si
- Rantaro: uhhh hey guys ya think we should… maybe… look for ryoma??
- Miu, watching Keebo about to fistfight the janitor: FUCK HIM UPPPPP
- Maki, shrugging: he probably went to the sports store to look at the tennis balls
- Kokichi: haha you said b-
- Maki, grabbing him by the throat: don’t try it, demon
- Rantaro: I fucking hate this family
- They end up finding him staring at cats through the window of a pet
store and crying
- Rantaro: are… you okay
- Ryoma, sobbing: feets. little feets. just- i could pat their heads, Rantaro
- Kokichi, walking through the front door of a GameStop
- Employee: hi, how may we help y-
- Kokichi, staring intensly: now listen to me, young man. i need a favour. you. go to the back. get me. get me bambi for the ps2. i know you have it. don’t- don’t fucking lie to me, get me it now, stop hiding information from the pu-
- Shuichi, dragging him by the collar out of the store: i am so sorry sir omg
- Employee: well, kids will be kids :)
- Shuichi: haha, yeah :)
- Shuichi, whispering into Kokichi’s ear once they’re out: lmao do you
think they noticed me steal this copy of MySims agents
- Kokichi: lmao nope >:)
- Kokichi: …wait did he just call me a KID
- Kirumi and Kaede, going back to the fountain after their
datetrip to the flower shop - Kirumi: Hey, we’re b- where did they go
- The janitor, soaked in water and buried in piles of coins: Security just
chased them out of the mall
- Kirumi: oh my god
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Dangan Ronpa Astrology Facts
Notes: NDRV3 Spoilers and the Ultimate Imposter is not counted, since their official birthday is unknown.
- Prior to NDRV3, Makoto Naegi was the only Aquarius character in the series.
-Prior to DRAE, there were no Aries or Scorpio characters in the series.
-Most of the Mastermind/Mastermind Accomplices in the series have been Capricorns (Junko Enoshima/Ryouko Otonashi in DR1, DR0, SDR2, DRAE (as Junko AI in Kurokuma and Shirokuma) and DR3 Despair. Mukuro Ikusaba in DR1 and DR3 Despair. Hajime Hinata/Izuru Kamukura in SDR2. Kazuo Tengan in DR3 Future)
-Sole Dead: Celestia Ludenburg is the only dead Sagittarius and Gonta Gokuhara is the only dead Aquarius.
-Sole Survivor: On the flip side, Hajime Hinata is the only living Capricorn, Monaca Towa is the only living Aries and Nagisa Shingetsu is the only living Scorpio.
- Monaca has the honor of being the first character introduced in a sign and outliving everyone else of that sign.
-The most common sign in the series is Taurus. Characters Include: Aoi Asahina, Byakuya Togami, Mahiru Koizumi, Nagito Komaeda, Mikan Tsumiki, Chisa Yukizome, Masaru Daimon, Great Gozu and Kirumi Tojo (9 Characters).
-The second most common sign in the series is ties between Capricorn and Cancer with 8th characters each. (Capricorns: Leon Kuwata, Junko Enoshima/Ryouko Otonashi, Mukuro Ikusaba, Hifumi Yamada, Hajime Hinata/Izuru Kamukura, Kazuo Tengan, Sato and Tenko Chabashira) (Cancers: Sayaka Maizono, Kazuichi Souda, Peko Pekoyama, Akane Owari, Hiroko Hagakure, Jin Kirigiri, Kokichi Ouma and Ryoma Hoshi)
-There has been 1 Libra per new cast. Kyouko Kirigiri in DR1, Sonia Nevermind in SDR2, Koichi Kizakura in DR3 Future, and Amami Rantaro in NDRV3. Out of these four, only the girls have survived.
-NDRV3 is the first series installment with a new cast to not introduce a Pisces character.
getting bullied at art school is the worst bc not only are you getting picked on by people who post voltron discourse but every mean thing they say to you is verbatim lifted from a text post you’ve already seen and that has damaged my self respect in a way that nothing else ever could
